No one could quite believe who Channel 5 had picked to narrate Bankrupt and Broke: When Celebs Go Bust

Bankrupt and Broke: When Celebs Go Bankrupt was the height of car-crash telly, dissecting every poor decision and career breakdown that made celebrities like Kerry Katona, Tina Malone and 5ive’s Abz Love penniless.

But while we watched in morbid fascination as Tina’s husband revealed she’d take £4,000 out the bank and just “walk around town” and Abz blew his boyband millions on partying, there was one particular thing distracting viewers.

No one could quite believe their ears that comedian Diane Morgan AKA Philomena Cunk, the mock profound philosopher/commentator on Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe, was doing the voiceover.

But there were many heartbreaking things revealed in the documentary too, like how debt collectors took the watch that George Best had left to his son Calum to pay off Calum’s debts.