Expectations VS Reality: The Ordinary Sex Files, Why would you stop, right?

The books, the movies, the rumours; you think you’ve got this lovemaking thing pat down don’t you? You’ve researched on all the works, and you know its fabulous every single time. Well, time to burst your little bubble, darlings. Scroll on for the difference between the fantasy and the reality of everything that has anything to do with the act that has everybody talking about it, well, in hushed voices.

Expectation: If you’re a newbie at this, you’re sure to think that adults are like happy little bunnies going at it all the time. Because once you start having sex, why would you stop, right?

Reality: Truth is, darlings, as great as it is, you don’t really want it all the time. Think of it like candy. If you could eat all the candy you want, any time of any day, after a while, wouldn’t you get a tummy ache and want something spicy instead? Same philosophy.

Expectation: Steamy, hot showers with the one you cannot get your hands off seems like a dream come true doesn’t it? You just have to look at a movie to know its the funnest kind of sex people love to have.

Expectation: You would think considering we (Indians) invented the kamasutra, we would be absolute deviants in bed, right?

Expectation: Smiles and leisurely kisses and so in love mornings are the perfect representation of those mornings after.