#RHOA Welcome back to the ATL! We enter Season 8 of Bravo’s peachiest Real Housewives edition with a couple of big cast moves: Out is queen bee-yotch NeNe Leakes, and in is Tootie herself, The Facts of Life star Kim Fields. Something tells us nothing at Mrs. Garrett’s boarding school prepared her to deal with these women…
But it’s time for Cynthia’s grand entrance: She arrives at her party like Beyoncé descending a staircase from heaven down to a beach on Saint-Tropez.
Cynthia is clearly not happy about being embarrassed in public like this. She sits her husband down for a chat, with Peter sweating like the proverbial whore in church:
He observes that Cynthia is dressed in black “like you’re about to bury somebody.” Damn right! She demands an explanation,
But Kenya is overjoyed, insisting that “it’s gonna be the home for my children” (?) and “whoever I settle with” (??).
She asks Kenya about her new house, which leads to Kenya talking more smack about Chateau Sheree — or, as she calls it:
Peter rolls into Cynthia’s party, all smiles. Is he drunk? Let’s say “allegedly,” to be safe. But he’s definitely confrontational when Kenya doesn’t give him the love he’s looking for. And when Kenya asks him where he’s been all night, he says, “I was with my video people.” Like, the woman you were feeling up on? He’s kidding, of course, but Kenya’s not impressed.
And wait: We didn’t even get to the best part yet! Guess who’s back?
But it’s time for Cynthia’s grand entrance: She arrives at her party like Beyoncé descending a staircase from heaven down to a beach on Saint-Tropez.
Cynthia is clearly not happy about being embarrassed in public like this. She sits her husband down for a chat, with Peter sweating like the proverbial whore in church:
He observes that Cynthia is dressed in black “like you’re about to bury somebody.” Damn right! She demands an explanation,
But Kenya is overjoyed, insisting that “it’s gonna be the home for my children” (?) and “whoever I settle with” (??).
She asks Kenya about her new house, which leads to Kenya talking more smack about Chateau Sheree — or, as she calls it:
Peter rolls into Cynthia’s party, all smiles. Is he drunk? Let’s say “allegedly,” to be safe. But he’s definitely confrontational when Kenya doesn’t give him the love he’s looking for. And when Kenya asks him where he’s been all night, he says, “I was with my video people.” Like, the woman you were feeling up on? He’s kidding, of course, but Kenya’s not impressed.
And wait: We didn’t even get to the best part yet! Guess who’s back?
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