Let’s talk about love — specifically Britney Spears finding someone special enough to share her iced beverages with. (Photo: Splash News)
JT. K-Fed. The Paparazzo. The Manager. The Cheater. Charlie Ebersol. Since schoolgirl Britney Spears first burst onto the scene, she has pretty much always had a boyfriend. But since things went kaput with Ebersol last June (sorry, Charlie!), our favorite hip-shakin’ serial monogamist has been living single, a fact she reminds us of constantly on her Instagram feed.
With Corngate 2016 behind us, we now know that Brit Brit doesn’t always share original images on Instagram, but the ones she has posted lately about relationships and love have been telling. Or, more accurately, we’re wildly reading into them because, well, what else are we supposed to do?!
Here’s what we’ve learned about Brit’s romantic preferences based on her Instagram feed…
1. She’s not looking for a man to take care of her. As her conservator, her dad does that, thankyouverymuch. So potential suitors better bring the romance.
2. Bring the romance and the chocolate. We’re sure flowers and jewelry are cool too. Hold the lingerie — she has her own, literally.
3. Age doesn’t matter when it comes to potential suitors. For the record, she’s 34.
4. And he doesn’t have to be “perfect.”
5. She just wants a guy who isn’t judgmental.
6. A guy who truly gets her.
7. She doesn’t need to be treated like a princess. No thanks!
8. But know that she’s a romantic at heart. Total romantic.
9. She sees love all around her. Even in food.
10. And she can’t totally believe she’s single!
Hey, we’re just proud of her for taking her time finding Mr. Right. Nobody needs another Jason Alexander debacle.
JT. K-Fed. The Paparazzo. The Manager. The Cheater. Charlie Ebersol. Since schoolgirl Britney Spears first burst onto the scene, she has pretty much always had a boyfriend. But since things went kaput with Ebersol last June (sorry, Charlie!), our favorite hip-shakin’ serial monogamist has been living single, a fact she reminds us of constantly on her Instagram feed.
With Corngate 2016 behind us, we now know that Brit Brit doesn’t always share original images on Instagram, but the ones she has posted lately about relationships and love have been telling. Or, more accurately, we’re wildly reading into them because, well, what else are we supposed to do?!
Here’s what we’ve learned about Brit’s romantic preferences based on her Instagram feed…
1. She’s not looking for a man to take care of her. As her conservator, her dad does that, thankyouverymuch. So potential suitors better bring the romance.
2. Bring the romance and the chocolate. We’re sure flowers and jewelry are cool too. Hold the lingerie — she has her own, literally.
3. Age doesn’t matter when it comes to potential suitors. For the record, she’s 34.
4. And he doesn’t have to be “perfect.”
5. She just wants a guy who isn’t judgmental.
6. A guy who truly gets her.
7. She doesn’t need to be treated like a princess. No thanks!
8. But know that she’s a romantic at heart. Total romantic.
9. She sees love all around her. Even in food.
10. And she can’t totally believe she’s single!
Hey, we’re just proud of her for taking her time finding Mr. Right. Nobody needs another Jason Alexander debacle.
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